Be President for a Day
Wanted: Man or woman for top government position.
Must have been born in the United States, be at least 35 years old and be a U.S. citizen.
Duties include making speeches, talking to the press, acting as commander in chief of the United States military and making important policy decisions. Must like to travel, shake hands and kiss babies. Knowing how to compromise and get along with others is necessary. The job lasts four years with the possibility of renewal.
Salary: $400,000 a year, plus expense account that includes $50,000 per year for office expenses, $20,000 per year for entertaining and $100,000 per year for travel. Housing and transportation provided, but you must be willing to move to Washington, D.C. Pets and children welcome. Applications taken every four years.